“Been around the world and found that only stupid people are breading, the cretins cloning and feeding, and I don’t even own a TV…”
—Flagpole Sitta - Harvey Danger
March 2010
37 posts
“You! Cake or Death?!”
—Eddie Izzard
“Wash: If she doesn’t get us some extra flow from the engine room to offset the burn-through this landing is gonna get pretty interesting.
Mal: Define “interesting”
Wash: “Oh, God. Oh, God. We’re all gonna die?”
Mal [Over intercom]: This is the captain. We have a little problem with our entry sequence, so we may experience some slight turbulence and then…explode.” —Serentity
Mal: Define “interesting”
Wash: “Oh, God. Oh, God. We’re all gonna die?”
Mal [Over intercom]: This is the captain. We have a little problem with our entry sequence, so we may experience some slight turbulence and then…explode.” —Serentity
“Have you ever confused a dream with life? Or stolen something when you have the cash? Have you ever been blue? Or thought your train moving while sitting still? Maybe I was just crazy. Maybe it was the 60’s. Or maybe I was just a girl… interrupted.”
—Girl Interrupted
“I hit you once, you hit me back. You gave a kick, I gave a slap. You smashed a plate over my head then I set fire to our bed.”
—Kiss With A Fist - Florence And The Machine
- Osman Mir: I have a cold fusion device in my garage
- Osman Mir: that I built out of stuff from home depot
- Osman Mir: but I don't know how to ride a bike
- Osman Mir: win
- Kristianna Marczeski: <3
“I am the man of constant sorrow, I’ve seen trouble all my days. I bid farewell to ol’ Kentucky, the place where I was born and raised.”
—I Am The Man Of Constant Sorry - Soggy Bottom Boys
“They say freak, when you’re singled out, the red, well it filters through.”
—The Red - Chevelle
“What’s going on, beauty queen, out till dawn, wondering what’s going on. She needs, to have some fun, but I can see what she’s become.”
—What’s Going On - Aedose
“-Hey is this movie in 3D?
-No, but your face is!” —Valley Girl
-No, but your face is!” —Valley Girl
“Mom, my room isn’t messy. It’s romantically disordered.”
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“I could see it as you turned to stone, still clearly I can hear you say, don’t leave, don’t give up on me, two weeks and you ran away. I remember don’t lie to me, you couldn’t see that it was not that way, swear I never gave up on you.”
—Two Weeks - All That Remains
“Sweet dreams are made of this, who had a mind to disagree, travel the world and the seven seas, everybody’s looking for something.”
—Sweet Dreams (Are Made Of This) - Eurythmics
“Procrastinate now, don’t put it off.”
—Ellen Degeneres
“Humanity takes itself too serious. It is the world’s original sin. If the caveman had known how to laugh, history would have been different”
—The Picture of Dorian Gray
